5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

If anyone needs me, I'll be curled up in the fetal position crying and shitting my pants.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

I'm running for Facebook President

This is just a practice run for when I actually run for president. No, I'm not a politician. That's exactly why I'm running. The president of the U.S. needs to be someone intelligent, unbiased, and trustworth. That being the case, the WORST candidate for president would be a politician. So, vote for me. I'm not a politician.

To vote for me, go here and click "vote". (You have to be logged in to Facebook to do this) Thank you to anyone who supports me.

Random Thought

I found a bluebird of happiness once, but it slipped from my grasp, for I was afraid, had I gripped it too tightly, it might expire ...Man, I should've just gotten a bird cage.

Radio.Blog.Club

Well, if you'll look on the right, you'll notice I added a little widget from Radio.Blog.Club. I figured, being a music lover, this blog should really have more music. Right now, I can only use one song at a time, but I'll work on it more later.

People are making out in my room

It's 6am. I've got God Hand on my TV, and World's Worst Drivers is playing on the big TV. People are making out in the other bed. So what else is new?

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I'm not well. I sustained an embarrassing injury. I'm recovering well, but would rather not go into details at the moment. In the meantime, enjoy another comic I stole from SMBC:

Chris Hansen

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC

First Rule of Humor: Timing is Everything

Zeitgeist

I really don't know what to say about this. I'll let you draw your own conclusion.

Mil Millington is a God

Just thought I'd let you know. I've always held him in high regard, but after finally getting around to seeing his christmas card from '06, I am convinced that he is nothing short of divine.

Also, I realize he may smite me for sharing that link with you, which was supposed to be for mailing list members only. I don't really care. I was going to email him to check and see if he'd mind, but he can't be reached, so I can't be held responsible, and therefore don't care if he is pissed at me.

Cena out with pec tear, must surrender WWE Championship

Ladies and gentlemen, there is a God...

And he's not a John Cena fan.

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By Bryan Robinson
Written: October 2, 2007

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – WWE Champion John Cena has suffered a complete tear of his right pectoral tendon and needed surgery, according to noted orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews. Because of the seriousness of the injury, WWE officials will not allow Cena to compete this Sunday at No Mercy, and he will have no choice but to surrender the title.

Dr. Andrews said Cena could miss between six and eight months of action. Cena was injured during his match Monday night on Raw. According to WWE physician Dr. Ferdinand Rios, Cena's injury was more serious than initially thought.

"He has a complete tear of his pectoralus major muscle," Rios said. "Because he’s so big, [the tendon tear] is behind the muscle. It was hard to diagnose."

Rios said Cena will be hospitalized for a few days to learn the rehabilitation procedure he must undergo. His arm will be immobilized for a week and then therapists may allow him to start moving it so that the arm doesn't become stiff.

Rios said that Cena is so dedicated to WWE that he wouldn't be surprised to see him return sooner than later.

"I suspect that John might be able to come back sooner [than most people with this injury], as he’ll train vigorously," Rios said.

Before visiting Dr. Andrews, Cena had said last night, “No matter how serious the injury, one way or another I’ll be ready to compete on Sunday.”

But despite Cena’s vow, WWE officials will not allow him to compete at No Mercy. Therefore, he must surrender the WWE Championship.

WWE officials vow that there will be a WWE Championship Match this Sunday at No Mercy and a new WWE Champion will be crowned.

Best Cartoon Ever

Period.