Just in case anyone out there is thinking, "Hey, I like this blog, but I wish it had more posts, and those posts were shorter and much more pointless." Well, I've got this tales thing on Human Pets. It's like a blog, only not. I'm working on a way to incorporate it into this blog so you can find all your Dan-related goodness in one place. Until then, you can find the tales thing here:
http://humanpets.com/tale.php?uid=18106654
God help you if you actually read more than a couple of those.
Showing posts with label human pets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human pets. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Gay Guys Find Me Sexy
Just throwin' it out there.
For those not in the know, I don't swing that way. I likes me the ladies. But, I'm very open-minded and accepting of my fellow man. Plus, it's a nice little ego boost to know somebody wants to see me naked, even if it is a dude. Besides, if he's reading this right now, I'm pretty sure Schunk is laughing so hard that Mountain Dew is spewing out of his nose.
And now, for anyone who was wondering exactly how I gleaned the above knowledge, I'll just say the following: I am unequivocally 100% straight (which is pretty impressive considering I don't know what unequivocally means). But as many of my friends know, I can be talked into just about anything. And what happens on Human Pets stays on Human Pets.
Okay, that's enough of that. Good-night, everybody.
For those not in the know, I don't swing that way. I likes me the ladies. But, I'm very open-minded and accepting of my fellow man. Plus, it's a nice little ego boost to know somebody wants to see me naked, even if it is a dude. Besides, if he's reading this right now, I'm pretty sure Schunk is laughing so hard that Mountain Dew is spewing out of his nose.
And now, for anyone who was wondering exactly how I gleaned the above knowledge, I'll just say the following: I am unequivocally 100% straight (which is pretty impressive considering I don't know what unequivocally means). But as many of my friends know, I can be talked into just about anything. And what happens on Human Pets stays on Human Pets.
Okay, that's enough of that. Good-night, everybody.
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