Sunday, July 16, 2006

Are you prepared to battle the undead?

I've always been of the belief that the world is going to end catastrophically. The most likely scenario is probably that the walking mental defects we call world leaders will finally snap and bomb the crap out of each other until the whole planet is cast into a nuclear winter. Another possibility, however, is that the undead will ravage the land.

I don't know about you, but I don't feel like being a snack for some dead guy with bad hygiene, so I think everyone on the planet should be prepared for an outbreak, no matter how unlikely one might seem. The FVZA website (linked above) is among the most professional-looking and extensive sources for information about how to prepare yourself for dealings with the undead. In fact, I'm embarrassed it took me this long to discover it.

I have long believed Jacko is undead, but I still can't prove it. If anyone finds conclusive proof, let me know.

So, to everyone who has too much free time and feels like they need to be ready for anything, check out the site, and do some research of your own if you have time. I don't know about you guys, but if there's an outbreak in my area, I'll be just fine. Unless there are werewolves. If there are werewolves, I'm screwed.


  1. Anonymous11:31 PM

    Hello Daniel. You don't know me as such, but I know you... Sort of. In a sort of 'internet stalker through facebook and various people' sort of way. I'm apparently your new random future roomate, given to you by our Marist Elders. Normally I'd email you but by the frequent updates on this blog I assumed that you would probably get my message here faster than checking your school email. If you could get in contact with me that would be good, my email is and my AIM is Selgeron.

    I hope ten thousand spam bots dont search through the comments on blogger and infest my inbox.... If such a thing would happen it would end up being infested with spam faster than New York in a zombie outbreak. Wow I got back on topic. If you would like to see how fast a largish town would be infected with ZOMBIES! check out this

    It is HIGHTLY accurate. Well I've gotten everything I wanted to say done, and also managed to get a bit of the topic I was commenting on... Go me!

  2. Well, I rarely get comments on this thing, so this is a nice change of pace. I do check my email frequently, though. Yes, I've seen Kevan's Zombie Infection Sim before, and I've been playing his browser game Urban Dead since October.

    I guess I'll be in touch. If not, we'll just meet in August, and there'll be an element of surprise to our first conversation.